TUFFETS

A FLOATING REUNION · EST. AMDA

TUFFETS

True friends. Show tunes. International waters.

7 nights aboard Virgin Voyages’ Brilliant Lady· Mexican Riviera · Sep 26–Oct 3, 2026.

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THE MANIFEST · 11 SOULS

THE CREW

Grab a face. Fling it. Drag-and-tossthe whole crew around — they don't mind.

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Chris
Chris
with Nikki
Secretly in love with Barry Williams since 2007 for some reason.
Nikki
Nikki
with Chris
Still wondering why Chris has a picture of Barry Williams in his wallet...
Danielle
Danielle
with Nicholas
The Greatest Aunt in the World, a title held with zero modesty and full documentation.
Nicholas
Nicholas
with Danielle
Living in the mountains, some say he's dating Bigfoot, sighting unconfirmed.
Nick
Nick
with Brittany
Ex professional wrestler, current professional dog dad. I love you, Casper.
Brittany
Brittany
with Nick
Former competitive figure skater. Sang songs from Annie once.
Eric
Eric
with Lea
He's fed up with small-time hustles. He's too good to waste his talent for greed. He needs room to flex his muscles in an ocean where the big sharks feed.
Lea
Lea
with Eric
Has a JD and went to the Eras Tour. Stop bragging, Lea.
Xavier
Xavier
with Robyn
Thanked at exactly one Tony Award speech. Come on man, pick it up.
Robyn
Robyn
with Xavier
Clearly the best dancer in the group. Sorry, Nicholas.
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Andy
Andy
Like you drive a taxi cab and you can't afford a Mercedes Benz for your daughter?

The route · 7 nights · round-trip LA

THE VOYAGE

Eight days, three ports, three lazy sea days. Trace the line from the dock in LA down the Mexican Riviera and back.

⚓ Port of call🌊 Sea day🏁 Home port
Day1
All aboard

Sat · Sep 26

Los Angeles

Depart 5:00 PM

Lines off, phones down. Next stop: international waters.

Day2
Sailing

Sun · Sep 27

At Sea

Sea day

Gunbae throwdown, first laps in the pool, find your bar.

Day3
Port · tender

Mon · Sep 28

Cabo San Lucas

1:00 – 8:00 PM

Tender in. El Arco, Médano Beach, sunset at 6:11 sharp.

Day4
Port

Tue · Sep 29

Mazatlán

9:00 AM – 6:00 PM

Docked. Pastel Old Town, the Malecón, Stone Island.

Day5
Port

Wed · Sep 30

Puerto Vallarta

8:00 AM – 5:00 PM

Docked. Malecón art walk + the Zona Romántica. ⚠️ PV clocks run 1 hr AHEAD of ship time.

Day6
Sailing

Thu · Oct 1

At Sea

Sea day

Scarlet Night — the ship-wide red party. Wear it.

Day7
Sailing

Fri · Oct 2

At Sea

Sea day

Last full day. Spa morning, the big dinner, one more round.

Day8
Home port

Sat · Oct 3

Los Angeles

Arrive 6:30 AM

Back on dry land — already plotting the next one.

Audience participation · not optional

THE BIG THREE

Three jobs, one crew: pick the soundtrack, ready your game face, and know the one place every photo goes.

One playlist · 3 songs each

BUILD THE SOUNDTRACK

Everybody gets three songs. Every one of them goes on the Official Cruise Playlist on Spotify. Download it before we lose land.

Open in the Spotify app → (follow it there; download it for the boat if you have Premium)

Pick who you are to add your songs:

  1. No songs yet. Eleven BFA degrees and nobody's picked a song?

$100 · a trophy · bragging rights forever

GAME NIGHT

One night at sea. One game. One champion walks away with a hundred dollars, an actual engraved trophy, and the right to bring it up at every reunion until we die.

THE GAME: SEALED — under final review by the cruise director. Revealed before we sail.

Every phone · one scrapbook · no app, no account

THE SHARED ALBUM

iPhone or Android, the whole tutorial is: pick your shots, make a share link, paste it here. They land in the day’s page of the scrapbook below, for everyone, forever.

Pick who you are so we know whose shots these are:

In your photos app: select your shots → Share → Create link → paste it here. Works on bad WiFi, because your phone does the uploading in the background.

Photos + videos, multi-select welcome. Videos over 50MB: hold them for port WiFi.

Empty scrapbook. Pre-cruise hype shots count — somebody start.

THE TUFFETS OFFICIAL SOUNDTRACK